lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

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babyferaligator:

you can order 4,500 live ladybugs on amazon for less than $20 what a time to be alive

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ruinedchildhood:

"We have some extra food do you want some?"

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"I can’t finish this you want the rest of my food?"

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"You wanna go out to eat, i’ll pay"

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butterflyspock:

before u say anythign rude or offensive just think to urself: would steve rogers say that? if the answer is no, don’t say it 

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sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

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clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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